Gary (Dizzy Fingers) Burt, Doncaster organist extraordinaire, appeared on TalkSPORT with the presenter, James H Reeve. He would steal James' jokes and send them into national newspapers to win money. Here are some of their classic exchanges.

Now Gary has released a CD called "Taking the Piss" which pokes musical fun at James. He also tells a few jokes.
You can see details of how to obtain a copy (if you must!) here:

After more than 5 years without talking to each other, Gary and James get together again on Key 103.
All tracks courtesy of Mick in London. Entire show archive
James first learns of Gary's attempt to contact him in late SEP 05.
Gary finally meets up with James again 1 OCT 05.
The next week he calls again 5 OCT 05
Gary tries the futile millennium argument once more. 14 APR 06  
Gary also tries to convince James about capital punishment. 25 APR 06  
Gary proves that UFOs don't exist 7 MAY 06  
Gary goes all cosmic - two thirds indeed! 9 MAY 06  
Gary talks about Dichlorodifluorocarbonmonoxide 14 MAY 06  
Now it's the "World Trade Towers" according to G
ary 17 MAY 06  
The Philadelphia experiment 4 JUN 06  
Surprise in the post from Gary 12 JUN 06 
Capital punishment yet again!  14 JUN 06
Peas and peanut query 19 JUN 06
Postcard from Devon 11 JUL 06
Holiday report from Devon
11 JUL 06 Final call.
Gary's source of income to vanish yet again - be back soon James!


James has left 106.1 Rock Radio in Manchester. Downloads here:



He is now presenting the Saturday Afternoon slot 2pm-6pm at 96.2 The Revolution.


Gary Burt


James H Reeve

Hear Gary insist that the new millennium started on 1 JAN 2000. 
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James goes to buy a packet of condoms.
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Gary then had to admit he was wrong and that it didn't start until 2001.
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How to tell the difference between an Aussie and a New Zealander.
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Gary's doctor joke.
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James' tedious cricket playing horse joke.
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Gary's golf joke.
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James' immortal turkey gag.
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Motorway joke and another doctor joke.
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Kung Fu joke.
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Start of the new school term.
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James' dreadful owl joke.
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Man sees doctor over a sexual problem.
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Richard Whiteley joke.
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Two old ladies at a bus stop.
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James' Origami joke.
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Wife in hospital in a coma.
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James' swimming trunks joke.
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Four legged chicken.
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Big Chief Thunder Mountain.
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Not a joke, but Gary solves the nation's crime problem.
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Man has accident and loses his "doings" in a machine.
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Doctor's wife get's a second opinion.
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Woman taking organ lessons from Gary.
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Man wants a push in the middle of the night.
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Cardboard police car speeding deterrent.
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Gary's ice cream joke.
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James' viagra joke.
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Gary's tip on how to make money at supermarkets.
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Flint axe story.
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Wife loses her husband at the allotment.
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James' mate tries to lose weight.
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Two tramps get a free meal.
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Do they call him Pedro the builder? - no they don't.
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Jewish obituary.
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James tries to invent a new joke about Dracula.
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Beggar selling shoelaces.
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Koala joke.
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The golfing vicar.
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Can James make bible bashing Chris laugh? It's tough going.
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Solicitor's fees
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Can you spot the mistake in the American Robin Hood series?
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Farmer loses two ears.
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James get his own back by stealing Gary's joke opposite.
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Farmhouse painting.
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Little old lady in a sex shop.
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Castrated man goes for a job.
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James has a frustrating time at Ikea.
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Two Irish pilots try to land a plane.
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Jewish tailors try to get trendy.
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Woman gets plastic surgery
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Zoologists try to smuggle a skunk.
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What is invisible and smells of carrots?
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Woman gets her favourite film stars tattooed on her bum.
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Gary tries to get cheap student entry to the Doncaster Dome to play badminton.
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James' mate slags off Tiger Woods.
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The council tells Gary why he can't use his card for cheap entry.
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Mother in law drowns in Liverpool Bay.
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Man goes to fortune teller.
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Man has problem with a whistling "winkle".
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Irish drivers 
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C + A knickers complaint.
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Chicken and Pizza joke
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James' wife opens the front door.
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Gary proves that the Americans didn't go to the moon.
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Octopus musician.
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Irish pilot in a storm
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Why does he need all those bricks?.
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Old Teddy bear joke.
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Construct a sentence using the word 
contagious.
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    Why does he drinks only two halves of bitter?
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